No kidding. An artist has created chocolate records. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-en...dible-record-in-ludlow-that-plays-choc-n-roll Now you can replenish the calories expended through dancing... by eating the record you've danced to.
I wonder how many times you could play that on a Crosley ? I doubt if anyone would want to risk playing it on a decent deck (with the possible exception of Techmoan). If you played it on a 1950s suitcase type it would probably melt before it got to the end.
They might be able to make it stiffer if they upped the coco percentage, I reckon As I understand it, this artist was just doing it for her own exhibition, and isn't selling them. But I wonder if someone will catch on.
The video says that the artist has only made ten of them.I am not sure I would like my nice needle running through the grooves on this disc though